Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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