you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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