we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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