so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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