I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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