rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I want to be your penis for a week.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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