My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
She needs sedatives and a leash
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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