Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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