Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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