Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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