yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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