he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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