he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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