she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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