Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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