Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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