member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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