How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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