Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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