I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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