idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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