In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I woke up under a house in Key West
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