Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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