Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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