I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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