Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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