I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Randomize
