I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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