KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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