I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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