ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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