i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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