I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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