I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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