yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize
