I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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