no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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