But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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