Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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