He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Randomize