I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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