How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
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