It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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