David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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