he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
