oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Drunk walkin through police station. America
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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