Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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