I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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