In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
home. puking in laundry basket.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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