what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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