We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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