she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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