I'm lost and stupid without you.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
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