I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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