So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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